Lt. Frank Drebin

Jane Spencer

Ed Hocken

Nordberg

Quentin Hapsburg

Dr. Meinheimer / Earl Hacker

Commissioner Brumford

Hector Savage

Baggett

Fenzwick

Dunwell

Ted Olsen

George Bush

Barbara Bush

John Sununu

Winnie Mandela

Blues Singer

Mrs. Redmond

Crackhouse Cop

Mariachi

TV Reporter

Barbecue Dad

Barbecue Mom

TV Commercial Announcer

Mel Tormé

Zsa Zsa Gabor

"Ladies and Gentlemen, the President of the United States and Mrs. Bush."

"Hey Ken, Al! Look what I found."

"Hey, that's a pretty nice clock."

"It's 4 minutes too slow."

"Vert well, sir. It's from the lady."

"Always nice to see nice people."

"You pigs...say your prayers."

"Is this some kind of bust?"

"Frank, we got that Sure-Grip suck machine..."

"Your coat, sir?"

"Phone call, Commissioner"

"Hey, what the hell happened to the water pressure?"

"For a man in a wheelchair, he gets around marvelously."

"He's wired!"

"¡Ojala que se mejoré pronto!"

"Recuerdos a todos."

"¿Puede decirme donde esta la casa de musica?"

"Hey, look what he's doing to that man in the wheelchair!"

"Yeah!"

"Let's get him."

"Yeah!"

"You're on my groin."

"If that's your attitude, forget it."

Party Guest

Party Guest

Mr. Redmond

Barbecue Daughter

Barbecue Boy

Davy Crockett

Obstetrician

FBI Agent

Lab Technician

Lab Technician

Lab Technician

Lab Technician

Lab Technician

McTigue

Slave to the Composer

Lady in Waiting

Lady in Waiting

White House Dinner Guest (uncredited)